Random racist guy:What?Your names nae-nae?Well watch me whip!lol jk,i already did that to your ancestors.
two days later....
Cops:Looks like suicide..
Kyanite:We just walked in and we saw him dead on the floor!
Celeste:It was horrifying!1I didnt need to see that!Its so sad!*both look at each other with devilish glances*
Benny as a kid:Mom can i watch this PG-13 movie?!
Kyanite:Absolutely not!Last time i checked you were still a pre-teen!!Put it back or your grounded for eternity!!
Celeste:Mom can i watch this movie?!Its about this stripped that has *** all the time!!
LR:Whats your zodiac sign?
LR:What a coincidence !
Yeah i know..i have issues…
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Kyanite:Via,Since you were absent on your mission,I picked up your school work,you have to do a paragraph report on trees.
((1 hour later)
Via:Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm' therefor This make hay fever and STD,Since no one is volunteerily taking in pollen I have concluded we are all being raped by Trees
Kyanite:...You've been spending too much time with your mother..
Kyanite:Via please set up for tonight's meeting!!Were having it here and a very high ranked noble is on her way!!
Via puts out three trash cans by the door,and labels them Trash and recycling
She doesn't know what to label the third
Via:..hmm..*writes Hopes and dreams on the lasts trash can*
Kyanite:Ok..way too much time with your mother..
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Via:Mom,What sex are you attracted to ??
Celes:Lets just say that I can't give you a STRAIGHT answer
Via:...Can you answer my question..?
Celes:Where is my chocolate?!Wait..*sings Everything Stays*Right where you left it!!*picks up a chunk of chocolate from under her shoe*RIGHT WHERE I LEFT IT!
Celest:Psst ....Meta!!Im here to annoy you
Me:Psst....Orange D!!I'm here to annoy you
/me thinks about Greiglestite.
/me thinks about Golden Celestite
....F dis shiz I'm out..!*hits Steven with a violin bow*...,IM SO SORRY I DIDNTMEAN IIITTT!!*wakes up in orchestra class*Uhhh
- a random friend asked me if I was ok charge o school for one day what would I do.*
Me:Kill all the teachers while I still can for the year can't take my authority awa…
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As if i dont make enough mistakes..
I accidentally gave myself a hickey..i was being me,ya'know tucked in bed like a burito,on my phone making derpy faces as i randomly talk to siri,and i look to my side,to a peice of skin my mouth could strangely reach..
I just randomly thought....i want to suck on something..or bite..*shrug*:3
(0_0)wait..what is that....?
oml im screwed
so now i have this tomato red hickey on me and all i have to say is...
I still wanna suck on something
so i was reading and it said putting toothpaste on it helps...THIS WILL BE FUN..
ok...well imma have to deal with it huh?Someone explain to me how i havent jumped off a cliff to see if there was water or rock at the bottom yet?
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Ok,so I don't know why,but I dare everyone to do a FOOT or HAND reveal with or without shoes or gloves on.
Imma do Foot,But since I have Satans foot Imma do it with my shoes on,lol.
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